Hello blog-town,
I have resisted long enough. My thoughts are going out to the world - how scary is that? It took me about 2 full days to think of a name for the blog.
"Soliloquy Me" seemed like as close as I was going to get. For those of you that are not drama majors, school teachers, or people with random knowledge about drama, a soliloquy is when an actor is alone on stage and speaks his thoughts.
Since I came up with a name, it has taken me a week to decide to use the blog. Hopefully, things to write will start coming quicker and quicker.
I thought that it would be good to start the blog with some quotes from a very complex individual with, not only amazing intellect, but also good looks and a stunning personality. You guessed it, quotes from
Mr. Elijah William James
"Ba, Bah, bibah, bite, boon, buah, Bu-bye"
You can break it up as such:
Ba - Can I take a bath, please?
Bah -
Interpretation 1: Hey, there's a ball over there.
Interpretation 2: I want that ball.
bibah - same as above, but it is a big ball.
bite - what you're eating, give it to me!
boon - I only have 4 balloons and I need you to reach the other one and bring it down here.
buah - Lets read a book!
Bu-bye - I have got to get out of the house.
Bah -
Interpretation 1: Hey, there's a ball over there.
Interpretation 2: I want that ball.
bibah - same as above, but it is a big ball.
bite - what you're eating, give it to me!
boon - I only have 4 balloons and I need you to reach the other one and bring it down here.
buah - Lets read a book!
Bu-bye - I have got to get out of the house.
"up, down, moah, mil, dada, mama, eye"
Up - Hold me or put me up there.
Down - I am finished with my meal, please place me on the floor.
Moah - Please give me more of what I am eating or some of yours might be good too.
Mil - I need a drink from that sippy cup.
dada - where's that really cool person that gets me out of bed and snuggles with me through Sesame Street?
mama - hold me, please.
Eye - so what do you think of my finger in your eye?
"mama-uhmee-nana-dada-daddy-mema-mama-dada-uhmee"
This quote is best interpreted as
MAMA AMY NANA DADA DADDY MEMA MAMA DADA AMY - WHO EVER IS OUT THERE - GET ME OUT OF MY CRIB, PLEASE!!!
And last, when he is put in his crib at night, he says his own soliloquy:
"ahbahbabemadadeedinuhmeeboonbyebu"
which means:
Today has been a good day
